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bart simson sad profile picture

a fake sad person that just wants attention
I have a bart simson sad profile picture so I broken.
by not_sh4dow_06 February 17, 2021
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Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.
by JMC70 May 5, 2018
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myspace picture

A picture, that's not even worth $1 Low quailty piece of shit black and white, usually with some emo caption under the picture. Everyone usually comments on hawt these are but they all look the same
''lyk omg comment my new myspace picture even tho i have 11 more jsut liek them!!!!1!
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006
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Naked Picture

A picture that is sent from one adult to another over 18, that shows clearly the naked body of said person. whether be a upper or lower or both everything is able to be seen clearly.
Naked Picture - HEr picture was so hot!
by joeseph potea June 2, 2013
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shake it like a polaroid picture

What the people do in the music video for Outkast's "Hey Ya."
"I'm going to be in the video for "Hey Ya" by Outkast... what should I do?"

"Shake it like a polaroid picture!"
by Anonymous November 11, 2003
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up-down-picture

This is a type of picture taken by cam-whores, most commonly 12 - 26 year old overweight females, and posted on their internet profiles, and very popular on such sites as myspace, flixter, matchdoctor, and adultmatchdoctor.

The angle of the camera/camera-phone when taking the picture is normally some where between 8 to 24 inches above the head, at an approximate 45 degree angle above the forehead. This is most common amongst overweight ppl who have a gizzard/double chin or even those that have a fear that they have one bc, with the camera/camera-phone at such an angle above the head the picture that is taken, at that angle, hides the gizzard under the chin, or it would if they actually had one, and often provides an interesting view of the chest of a female that does this...
The angle of view that is provided in such a picture is often very narrow, which itself often provides a very deceiving implication that this cam-whore is skinny, slim, or at the very least skinnier than they really are, when they may very well be so huge that they have their own zip code! Females more so than males have issues with their weight and that is why up-down-shots are more popular with females. Once any person, obviously females more so than males, truly matures and becomes an adult, more often than not a moment in their late 20s or early 30s, the likelihood of them using an up-down-shot in a profile picture greatly diminishes.

I'd like to see one of those fat-fucking walruses take an up-down-picture with a camera that has a wide-angle lens!!

(The guy meets the girl at the mall for the first time.)

You, uhh, ...looked a lot skinnier ..in your, ...uhhh, ...profile picture...

(Thinks to himself...) *Perhaps you shouldn't have put up that ignorant up-down-shot as your main pic, you fucking deceptive cunt!!*
by MorpheusOne January 28, 2010
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Alabama Picture Frame

A "picture frame" that is a toilet seat. The toilet seat is usually found from trashcans and/ or dumps.
We couldn't find an actual picture frame at the store, so we decided to use an Alabama picture frame.
by JohnnyLouisiana March 22, 2010
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