penile

a noun used to describe someone or something as being a dick.usually a insult.

dude your so penile.

by Mr.bane December 9, 2008

penile extension

a car which compensates for your penis that is 1/3 of a micron long when you poped a boner...

nice penile extension, bob

by http://www.animegamingforums.com February 27, 2005

penile infarction

V. Attack by a penis.
N. The act of being attacked by a penis.

Sally just got a penile infarction. She was just standing there when all of the sudden Henry's penis just started attacking her!

by JessD December 30, 2007

Penile rupture

Where the penis is ruptured by extreme masturbation.

"My Penis is bleeding because of a "penile rupture"

by sphynctor December 8, 2009

penilpharyngeal adjunct

An airway adjunct to be used by males on female patients. Contraindications include male patients, animals, relatives, and old ladies. Adjunct is to be inserted all the way into patient's (preferably hot co-ed) throat. If gag reflex is activated, reinsert over and over until warm pleasing lotion coats patients throat resulting in better breathing(patient) and shortness of breath(rescuer).

That chick at the bar came home to my place and was excited when i gave her the ol penilpharyngeal adjunct complete with throat yogurt.

by Luke Palmer December 14, 2008

PEILF

"President-elect I'd Like (to) Fuck."

Man, that guy is a PEILF! (Pointing at a picture of Obama)

by kilick December 20, 2008

Perila

The one with the beautiful eyes and the wonderful goodness. So caring and giving. Men love her and woman want to be her. Perila's make awesome friends and will be there for you throughout anything. They are stunacious.

"Have you seen that Perila?? She is some kind of Princess!!
"Can I get a Perila. they are so handy around the house".

by Tobs83 February 5, 2010