Persuade

To convince somebody of something.

The girl tried to persuade the guy to buy pills he wasn't going to take.

by Solid Mantis October 28, 2020

Persassy

The sassiest persassy of the persassians.

He is the sassiest cinnamon roll to ever exist. He is über-protective of his frens, and will persass anybody who tries to talk to him (unless it’s Wise Girl)

Persassy just persassed Zeus again.

by percyspandapillopet November 30, 2020

Perusbgay

An offensive term to the natives living in Peru meaning that they are homosexuals and pedophiles

Sofia: You are a Perusbgay!
Jake: Thats so rude! How dare you

by LostInBilation February 5, 2021

pernus malfunction

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021

Pernus malfunctions

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021

Percussionairey

slapped together, a band-aid that won't hold, weird, highly suspect

Bob: I don't know what happened to this toy car, the wheel fell off of it. I think it was held together with a toothpick and some hot glue.

Jim: I don't know, Bob. that sounds very Percussionairey.

by Aloha Beaches April 15, 2021

Persistress

A persistress is a female champion, a feminine warrior who never gives up. More than a lady who merely tries, she does so with the sort of style and strength that makes us proud. She also inspires self-affirming slogans frequently found on coffee mugs, t-shirts and trendy home décor signage.

That girl is my hero. She believed she could, so she did. God she is such a persistress.

by Pawpi April 22, 2021