Penile Paladin

A large, extravagant penis. Most commonly used to refer to the genitals of George Zimmer, CEO and founder of Men's Wearhouse.

FEAR NOT, FOR IT IS I, GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE, HERE TO ENDLESSLY PLEASURE YOU WITH MY PLUMP PURPLE PENILE PALADIN.

by GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER April 1, 2010

Penile Tease

to tease someones penile area with a feather.

Jeffy got a penile tease from kirsten.

by turkeybag September 20, 2010

Penile Pneumonia

Penile Pneumonia – A rare case of chronic pain of the male private region brought on by excessive exposure to cold air (i.e. Winter winds, air conditioning or prolonged exposure to a refrigerator's freezer.) Typically experienced after a duration of time spent pants-less.

Martin called in sick today after spending the weekend without pants. He must have another case of Penile Pneumonia.

by Lilmama0411 September 8, 2011

penile thot slaying

When you slay a Thot with your penis.

Penile Thot slaying is the only way to slay the Thot!

by Jojo Siwa is cute March 3, 2018

Penile entanglement

When your penis get tangled in itself and well yeah you don’t want penile entanglement

Dude I heard Chases dad has penile entanglement.

by Mrfartface February 5, 2020

penile

when your pecker gets whacked with a ruler

that form of punishment is rather penile.

by amboj December 28, 2003

penile exposure

Indesent Exposure Of The Penile Organ.

Jim left his fly down, which caused for penile exposure at the buiness meeting.

by Seth Robinson February 13, 2005