Zoe Laverne Pemberton

Zoe laverne is a social media influencer. She is idolized by so many because of her positivity, kindness, and happy attitude. She gets hated on for the mistakes she has made in the past...but everyone makes mistakes...so it’s OK

“Wow is that Zoe Laverne Pemberton? She is so kind!”

by .teddy...Pemberton May 16 2020 May 16, 2020

diaper peeler

Someone who likes to hit on girls that are too young for them;A petafile.

Yo, did you see Dave trying to pick up that 16 year old, what a fucking diaper peeler.

by Kyle Gemon June 12, 2007

cup peeer's syndrome

knowledge of a potential or upcoming pee-test, -those whose money is 'on holiday', with the 'shakes' re: smoking 'boo' and being found "dirty"; consequently remaining 'poor'
-little patience with 'clean-u-up' systems!

skonk dude? -no thanks!, me afraid; i've got cup peeer's syndrome!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

peefer

Joystick or penial shaft used to jack-off.

Mr. Peefer had his joystick removed so he is peefer-less.

by katee March 12, 2004

clam peeper

After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!

Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!

Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.

Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!

Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!

Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!

by Dee N. Wyatt March 12, 2007

Peener Pooter

Peener Pooter is were you stick a cup in a girls vagina then pee in the cup then fart in the cup and make make her smell it while your giving her anal

Guy 1: dude last night my girlfriend was like"wanna do the peener pooter" and i was like YEAH!

Guy 2: ugh....

by Johnathan Heverbeck December 28, 2009

Peeneroni Pussy Pop

A sexual act of which you use a hot pocket as a condom. The hot pocket is usually pepperoni for that extra zing that really makes the pussy pop

Jane: Did you bring protection?
John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket*
Jane: What the actual fuck?
John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop!
Jane: John I want a divorce.

by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019