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pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard
"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"
pedo goatie by MrsDLT January 3, 2016
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pedo gun 

A certain weapon designed to stop any nonce,not to be mistaken for his cock
Look there Garry glitter,shit lemme grab my pedo gun and fuck him up
pedo gun by My ex is ginger February 19, 2017

Pedo Pan 

Pedo Pan was a very honourable person but soon hit the friendzone.

R.I.P Pedo Pan 2017
'OMG, Pedo Pan has just been friendzoned!'
Pedo Pan by BlouZe May 20, 2017
A shorter version of Pedophile, people who are sexually interested in children.
Look at those Pedo's over there
Pedo's by Mastree January 17, 2019

Pedo @1d@n 

A very rare and scary creature if he gets to you he will use his very short and tiny dick to penetrate right through your bum hole he will Also get you in his van and do some very interesting things to you
Oh shit there's a pedo @1d@n chasing me
Pedo @1d@n by Hacker10e72 August 23, 2019

Pedo 666 

callum a pedo that ruins ur whole mood.
pedo 666 means callum in toulouse, Do u know how to speak in Toulouse?
Pedo 666 by Calinfree October 11, 2019