howdy partner

The traditional greeting of southern, conservative, gun-loving, poor, white farmers, who also think the Confederate flag is the flag of the United States.

The term is also associated with hoboes, hicks and rednecks.

Rarely is the person to whom the gretting is addressed any sort of 'partner'. Except, possibly, in the context of an incestuous relationship between the two parties.

Hick 1: Howdy partner! What y'all doin' tonight?

Hick 2: I'm gonna 'ave me some cows for dinner!

Hick 3: I'm gonna go shoot me some trespassers with ma 12-gauge! I'll bring back the meat!

Hick 1: K, howdy y'all, I best be off, ma Doris want's some hot lovin, ya know!

Hick 2: Doris yo sister or Doris yo mothar?

by Dmitri April 1, 2004

parentnoia

Being afraid of how your parents will react when you know you've done something really bad...

As the police brought Kyle up the porch steps of his house, he was filled with parentnoia.

by Steta July 10, 2005

Domestic Partnership

1. The equal relationship between two or more people of the same gender living together and practicing a homosexual lifestyle.
2. Domestic Relationship
3. Homosexual fuck buddies.

Neil Patrick Harris lives with David Burka in a Domestic Partnership.

-I just saw Katharine and Becky together at the gay bar.
-I didn't know they were together.
-They arn't! They are just Domestic Partners.

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by iknow16 March 13, 2011

domestic partnership

when two women are vaginally connected living together with the same vaginal problems... their in a coma...with no action

being single and living with your best friend

domestic partnership

by AIMEEEpeanut October 26, 2011

Rim Partners

Two male partners, one with red hair, that occasionally have anal sex together outside of a business relationship.

Gosh Steve and Warren must be Rim Partners, they always go home together after a long hard day at the office.

by Chipster January 27, 2007

silent partner

A delicate sexual maneuver also known as the switch. When doing a girl from behind, you quickly move out of the way and let your buddy (the silent partner) finish up. Often preformed when you are about to break up with the said girl.

I was about to break up with her, so my roommate gave me $20 to pull a silent partner on her.

by Woobert September 20, 2005

parentheses

things you can add around a number to indicate messages.

Lol who else has (0) in their inbox?

put those fine parentheses around a number like a great big hug. one you're not getting from any of your friends and/or followers/fans.

by v0ld3m0rt December 31, 2010