golden bag of paradise

when tea bagging a whore you grap ahold of your stiff rod and piss into the air trying to cover her from head to toe in yellow disipline

man i gave that broad one hell of a golden bag of paradise last night and man did she get what she deserved

by hank the cranker August 24, 2009

parabollock mirror

In politics, it is a second stream of bullshit that mirrors that of someone else with a mutual interest of deception. The matching steam of deception is called a parabollock mirror from the British root of bollocks, representing bullshit or deception.

An an example, from Canadian politics, is the introduction of a cover story by Nigel Wright to match the legally protected stream of bullshit that Stephen Harper has been offering over the last couple months on the Senate expense scandal of Mike Duffy. In this example, Stephen Harper looks to his former staffer to provide a cover story of mirrored deceit and thus forms the parabollock mirror of his untruthful story.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 21, 2013

paradigm tourist

One who visits and tries on for size various philosophical perspectives, concepts, and theories. A philosopher who experiences other views. The original Paradigm Tourist is from Houston Texas.

The Paradigm Tourist was in a Derridian phase this year. After visiting Derrida, she may make a return visit to Plato or move toward Merleau-Ponty and Husserl.

by paradigmtourist May 30, 2006

parade rainage

What happens when someone proverbialy rains on your parade meaning they ruin your triumphant moment.

JU: The Cardinals won the World Series!
Them: Just because the other team felt bad for them.
JU: Thats serious parade rainage

by Ju P April 25, 2008

parachronism

Continually being a bitch before the realization that you are one

Meng, that parachronism is ignorant of her "bitch status"

by Illey January 16, 2009

Paradise Suit

To be naked. Simply another synonym for nude.

I'm gonna put on my paradise suit and take a shower

by Almost there guy April 30, 2011

parachutist

A troll or other miscreant who jumps into an online group or forum, usually to push a view that is contrary to that prevailing in the group. They usually melt away when asked to provide evidence, citing 'bullying'. Often extremely smug and rather stupid.

A parachutist landed in our FB group today to 'educate' us all about how we are wrong about absolutely everything, ever.

by Chowbelanna May 1, 2015