paper tweet

A tweet that decieves your followers into thinking you are at one place, when you are actually at another place, or doing something, having something (etc), when you are doing the opposit.

Paper tweet, off to Hawaii! (But in reality he is just staying at homes playing video games).

by ryanwarmwater October 10, 2011

Paper bag bitch

When shes got a body to die for but a face you die from; gotta put a paper bag over that hoes face.

She’s thicc but def a paper bag bitch

by the daily urban dictation February 11, 2018

paper cuts from money

When your so rich that you take some money out of the bank and you get a paper cut from all the money cause their is to much of it.
Also used by Lil Uzi VertIn p2.

Rich Person 1: How was the bank?
Rich person 2: man i had so much money i got paper cuts from money.
Rich person 1: Dude that happened to me to!
Rich person 2: No way nice man!

by KILLALLKARENS April 2, 2020

Paget Brewster

the ceo of pointing at stuff in pictures on instagram

Paget Brewster is the queen of the phrase one finger, two words.

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

fifty pacer

a person that looks really skinny and hot from about 50 feet away, but not 5 feet away

that was the guy i thought wasfine as hell?!?!?

by elizabeth April 9, 2004

Infinity Page loop

A Infinty Page Loop occurs when a unsuspecting victim opens a book to discover someone has written something along the lines of "turn to page.{insert page number}.." with the promise of knowledge (Meaning of life, Phone number Ect Ect) or just for the hell of it.

After turning to that page yet anouther simular message is found and after that anouther this will continue till the victim is lead back to the original page were the whole process will start yet again.

Kate: Is Bob okay? hes been flicking through that book aimlessly for several hours now!

Rob: Oh hes stuck in a Infinity Page Loop, Hes been promised next weeks winning lottery numbers

Kate: Daaamn... should we tell him?

Rob: nah

by Maniacishere February 20, 2010

Flying Paper Planes

Rolling then smoking a joint so you get lifted and fly.

Whats good with flying paper planes?

by DrPilot January 15, 2011