Poopass

A new-ish insult formed from the 2 words poop and ass. I first heard my three year old cousin say it to his mom. People who eat the poopass are certified Shit-Eaters, they guzzle it like they get paid to. A synonym for poopass is Shitassington, meaning you have a butt that no matter how many time you wipe people can still smell it on you. Sometimes it is also used to describe a poopass trait.

1st example
Little cousin: Mommy, mommy.
Auntie: what honey
Little cousin: you eat the poopass
Auntie: Watch your mouth!
Second Example
Me: I think Kim Kardashian has no skill in anything, she can't sing, dance and she's not funny.
Therapist:Would you say she has no skills then?
Me: No she is very skilled in being a poopass, since she's a certified Shitassington.
Therapist: She does eat the poopass.

by Hold_Me_Down_fore_I_Stab_Thee May 19, 2023

Poepathy

n. A terrible disease of the soul, characterized by the affectation of the imagination and its degenerate interaction with the secular world, Poepathy is derived from continual contact of the reader’s imagination with that of 19th- century American author, Edgar Allan Poe. It manifests itself through an almost irrational devotion to Poe and his works. Famous sufferers include Charles Baudelaire, Stephan Mallarme, H.P. Lovecraft, and Vincent Price.

Derivatives of the word include: Poethogen.

Coined by writer and Independent Poe Scholar S.J. Chambers in "The Poe-Bug," published on Up Against the Wall Magazine, June 2007.

"With Poepathy now in the cinema, an artistic media most publicly available, the disease transferred from avant-garde esotericism and onto the pop-culture screen of American cinema via the famous Roger Corman/Vincent Price films."
--S.J. Chambers, "The Poe-Bug."

"While I liked tracing Lovecraft’s Poepathy, I was disappointed in this story’s premature effect." S.J. Chambers, "Lovecraft Fresh."

by poebrowser January 16, 2010

pompassador

a pompous ambassador

Every morning I see the pompassador being chauffeured in a limo to the coffee shop two blocks away. (True story.)

by Supercraptastic March 10, 2011

Pooanoid

One who excessively wipes after a poo in fear that it is never perfectly clean.

Dammit Steve! You clogged the toilet with toilet paper again! Quit being so pooanoid!

by Gus Maverick January 7, 2011

poobar

Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out

Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.

by T@richards October 20, 2011

pompassitude

Pompous asshole attitude.

He's so full of himself, he's got some serious pompassitude.

by audmiketx July 12, 2013

Pompadouche

American millennial male no older than 27 that waxes about only drinking scotch; prefers to be an annoyingly random fan of an English premier league despite no cultural or geographic ties to England.. To the point of making certain to ask about the NFL or baseball so as to remark they don't follow football or baseball but instead are rabid Swansea or Crystal Palace fans; who also wear shirts that are too small and never use the phrase "I think" but instead use "I feel" so everything they speak about can be held by them to be as they say it is because it is not a declaration of fact but a passive aggressive display of their personal reality.

me: what a game last night

Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?

Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.

Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.

Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.

Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.

Me: you're from Binghamton NY.

Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.

Me: dude. You're a pompadouche

by paul z ated July 4, 2016