plaguestan

From the countries who spread the delta variant across Europe and the world, the Indian sub-continent's new name in plaguestan.

I heard the UK was overwhelmed by 5-6000 infected travelling from India and Pakistan, hence the new wave of Covid.
Well, that's why they call it Plaguestan!

by PV Person July 18, 2021

poobonic plague

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.

After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.

by RMusick March 12, 2012

Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.

This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!

by dirtforker February 8, 2020

Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

National PAWG Appreciation Day

On January 21st men that love PAWGs (phat ass white girls) show their appreciation for the entire day.

"Yo did you know tomorrow is national PAWG appreciation day?" "No I didn't what's that? " "On January 21st men have to show their appreciation to gods gift named PAWGs"

by Vradex January 21, 2023

fetty pawghetti

When you convince a thicc girl it's her duty to sell herself in order to supply your fentanyl addiction.

That chick has really gone downhill she's such a fetty pawghetti and her hair looks like a bowl of wet spaghetti.

by Ranchgirls August 18, 2023

Pygmy Goat Plague

When unsuspecting vandals collect hundreds of miniature goats, and secretly drop them off in a small town or village.

They look cute, but these goats are ruining my yard! It's a Pygmy goat plague!!!

by Skinkronson June 12, 2014