Perve stache

A thin and sickly attempt at the growth of a mustache. Often worn by poor white or hispanic young men. Sometimes associated with date rapists.

"Kid Rock totally has a perve stache."

by Astrozombie00 September 22, 2006

Perverted Ear Syndrome

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

by spcghdfj January 14, 2010

Scent Pervert

1. Someone who enjoys sneaking up on you to sniff your hair, clothing, neck, etc.

2. Someone who sniffs things that the object of their affection has touched against (ex. sheets, handkerchiefs, pillows, blankets, shirts, hats, etc.)

Amu is a scent pervert!

by GaryMF.Oak January 11, 2011

Perverts

99.999% of all the people on Urban Dictionary. Don't believe me? Look up something nonsexual and you will find 1-7 things sexual.

Man, I hate these perverts on Urban Dictionary.

by NintendoNerd December 6, 2018

pervert

still unknown because so many of your definitions are fucked up

if porn is the greatest thing in the world, how come you're still saying that perverts are the people who look at porn?

by frank the tank June 28, 2004

Perving

1. staring with sexual intent.
2. intoxicated.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2003

Pervus

(noun) A person who is rude,immature, and/or perverted. An insult, it describes a person with multiple undesirable traits or someone you just cannot stand. A combination of pervert and anus.(plural: pervi)

"OMG, can you belive what Mark did at that party last night?"

"I know, he was such a pervus!"

by Celeste G. February 23, 2008