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Sperms perm

The act of dispensing a hot load in a woman's hair after receiving a blow job then it drying in their hair.
I blow my load last night after my girl gave me head. I didn't know where it went till this morning when my girl had a sperms perm.
by Tonlik65 October 16, 2013
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non-perishable

It is like calling someone a snack, but referring to an older man or woman who is smoking hot.
Person #1 "Dude!! that guy is sooooo hott!!"

Person #2 "Bro, he's like 50."
Person #1 "He is such a non-perishable"

ex. John stamos, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.
by germangirls May 12, 2018
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Severance Perm

An argument typically run in policy debate cults when the Aff decides to sever the retarded portion of the mandate
AND ON THE SEVERANCE PERM FIRST SEVER THE PORTION OF THE AFF THAT LINKS TO NEG OFFENSE HAH NOW WATCHUGUNNDO
by Permtheperm August 1, 2018
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Worm with a Perm

A simile used to refer to ones Penis. The Penis being the worm, the pubic hairs being the Perm. A Perm is an afro like curly hair style mostly popularized in the mid to late 70s. Worn by celebrities such as Prince and Lorde. A worm with a Perm refers to the penis being similar to a worm with a Perm hair style. Worm with a Perm is liable to spit if choked and is also an endangered species in some states.
Eric- I showed her the Worm with a Perm
Carl- Woah, what did she say?
Eric- She gasped and fondled it.
by GM123 July 18, 2016
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perma-shotgun

When someone gets shotgun permanently. The person with perma-shotgun dosen't have to call shotgun to have the front seat. They automatically have it.
"Shotgun." says Tori. "Sorry Tori, Jake has perma-shotgun."
by Jake Ridley September 17, 2007
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perma-offended

A person who is in a permanent state of being offended because of {political correctness.} No matter what others say or do, they will find a reason to pounce on them for use of a word they don't like. The other party finds they have to walk on eggshells around them.
The guy who used the word niggardly to describe someone who is miserly and he was asked to leave his job by pressure from the perma-offended.
by Astor G. January 2, 2008
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permaban

Troll: I just got permabanned from Habbo.
Newfag: Wow, too bad you can't have any more fun.
Troll: No, back online already.
by donkeypunch420 July 13, 2009
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