penny prostitute

when a prostitute is so damn poor she will do anything for a couple of penny's

pimp a: ayo slim thug aint you see my hoe queentisha?
pimp b: aint no way she worth moe' then a penny prostitute

by lilwerm November 29, 2009

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Pennywrink

Pennywrink is an abbreviated way of saying Penis Wrinkle. It is meant to be a new insult for a new decade. Think about it like this: As "douchebag" was to the oughts, "Pennywrink" is to the teens. It can also be shortened to "P-dubs" if needed.

That bar is filled with Pennywrinks, I don't know how you can stand it.

by drocolate January 7, 2010

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pennsylvania pork pie

to stick your penis into a girls chocolate starfish pull out, stick it into her vagina, pull out stick it in her mouth, and then do that until you finish into her belly button and then smacking your scrotum on her cheeks of her face while oinking like a piggy.

Patrick pennsylvania pork pied my mom so crazy last night i thought they were wrestling a wilbur the pig in there.
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"

by thatniggamike February 11, 2014

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Pennsylvania smoke break

When a guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and puts an ashtray on her back.

Jack was bored with Nicole so he decided to take a Pennsylvania smoke break.

by Chi-Town Kid September 11, 2014

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talk a scotsman out of a penny

To be good at talking and indeed at convincing people to do your bidding through verbal means. Akin to the expression - "sell ice to the eskimos".

Historically an English expression, it originated because Scots are notoriously tight with money.

John: Wow that Henry certainly has a way with words...

Will: You're right! He could talk a Scotsman out of a penny.

by Kenwyne Jones May 3, 2010

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penny piece

A very unattractive female who would receive a rating of "1" on a scale of 1 to 10.
The opposite of a dime piece or dime (a perfect 10).
See also small change.

Bob: "Hey man, I think I've got a shot with Tiffany tonight? Can you play wingman for me?"
Rob: "Sure man. That bitch is smokin' hot."
Bob: "Yeah...all you've got to do is entertain her friend Esmerelda." (points to her)
Rob: "WHAAAAAAT???!?! Hell no, I'm not about to hop on that dirty-ass smelly fat broke down busted penny piece. I don't deal with small change like that."
Bob: "Yeah, she's tore up from the floor up. But we all know pussy ain't got no face."
Rob: "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll take that swamp donkey home and chuck it in her."

by Nick D May 27, 2006

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