Pennywrink

Pennywrink is an abbreviated way of saying Penis Wrinkle. It is meant to be a new insult for a new decade. Think about it like this: As "douchebag" was to the oughts, "Pennywrink" is to the teens. It can also be shortened to "P-dubs" if needed.

That bar is filled with Pennywrinks, I don't know how you can stand it.

Pennywrink by drocolate January 7, 2010

Pennywhiskers  

The jocular act of sprinkling the pubic hairs from a crimson haired individual in, onto, or around the face and or hair of an unsuspecting victim. This action is best performed with the hairs from a pure ginger onto the face of a dark-haired italian with facial hair, but the definition is flexible. The term "pennywhiskers" may only be applied when using the hairs of an indiviual with some form of a "fire crotch" and when said hairs are being placed on a unwilling victim. The term originates from the color of the American monetary value of the "penny", which consists of copper, a reddish conductive metal, and the old English term for facial hair, "whiskers."

HAHAHA, John just gave Nick Pennywhiskers by dispersing his bountiful fire-crotch harvest on that dumbass' face.

Pennywhiskers by Dr. Magnus Steel May 11, 2008

peniswrinkle 

a curse word, or insult

*a bird shits on her hair*

Michelle: *looks up*
oh, peniswrinkle, i just got shat on!

peniswrinkle by Rose R. March 22, 2009

peniswrinkle 

insignificant, less than a man, unimportant

You could get a job if you didn't act like a peniswrinkle.

peniswrinkle by cheyenne dadahg July 27, 2005

perrywrinkles 

The horizontal wrinkles on a (young) man's forehead, named after Luke Perry who was famous for his forehead wrinkles.

He had the most pronounced perrywrinkles I have ever seen, when he laughed, they were so cute.

perrywrinkles by Chaswick March 22, 2019

peniswrinkle 

i wrinkle in the penis
the foreskin

henry you're such a peniswrinkle

peniswrinkle by tashiki January 29, 2008

pennyprick 

a very small penis. see needledick.

*immediately following his dropping of trousers* "oh no boo, you need to put that pennyprick away!"

pennyprick by tochwandodas June 22, 2005