Pennywrink

Pennywrink is an abbreviated way of saying Penis Wrinkle. It is meant to be a new insult for a new decade. Think about it like this: As "douchebag" was to the oughts, "Pennywrink" is to the teens. It can also be shortened to "P-dubs" if needed.

That bar is filled with Pennywrinks, I don't know how you can stand it.

by drocolate January 7, 2010

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Pennywhiskers

The jocular act of sprinkling the pubic hairs from a crimson haired individual in, onto, or around the face and or hair of an unsuspecting victim. This action is best performed with the hairs from a pure ginger onto the face of a dark-haired italian with facial hair, but the definition is flexible. The term "pennywhiskers" may only be applied when using the hairs of an indiviual with some form of a "fire crotch" and when said hairs are being placed on a unwilling victim. The term originates from the color of the American monetary value of the "penny", which consists of copper, a reddish conductive metal, and the old English term for facial hair, "whiskers."

HAHAHA, John just gave Nick Pennywhiskers by dispersing his bountiful fire-crotch harvest on that dumbass' face.

by Dr. Magnus Steel May 11, 2008

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