Pencil Crayon

A strange way of saying: colored pencil.

person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : wat??

person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!

person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?

person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : you weirdo...

by iDino-SAWR <3 October 28, 2009

Pencil Jew

A person who picks up pencils from the floor or steals them from other people, usually his/her own friends.

G** damn it! That pencil jew in my class stole my fucking pencil again! I've lost 4 of them already!

by ImaterroristAHH August 16, 2009

Pencil Tits

Someone who's breasts are similar to that of a pencil. Pointy and shit. No one likes pencils.

Oh my god... my eye... it burns... I'm never going near your pencil tits again!!

by Spencer/Ben April 9, 2005

pencil shreder

when you are giveing a blow job the girl rubs your penis across he braces

ow you got a pencil shreder

by cardscub April 13, 2010

Pencil that shit in

The act of drawing on your face/eyebrows to make others believe you have eyebrows/bigger lips

(kylie Jenner Challenge)

Greg:"Have you seen Brittney's face lately bruh?"
Jacob:"Yeah she needs to pencil that shit in, what a slut"
Brittney:"who you guys talking about"

Greg:"some slut"

boys:"laugh in her face"

by falicia420666999 August 8, 2015

Pencil tip

Another name for a micro-penis. EXTREMELY small penis.

Come over here baby and let me put my pencil tip between those thighs.

My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.

Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.

by Gribble October 26, 2018

Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

by Wordspotter March 17, 2010