Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident

Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!

by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020

Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.

Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009

Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.

I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

by Phil& Marley April 3, 2019

the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

by mongo February 20, 2004

Pheasant Musket

When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.

A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.

by The Steeler October 6, 2009

pheasant plucking

Think about it!
If you don't get it, how old are you? do your parents know that you're on this site?

"Yeah, me and Racheal went into that farmyard shed and did some Pheasant Plucking"!

by D Mob January 23, 2005

Pleasantville, NY

Just like the movie it is pleasant and nice. In "Pville", everyone knows everyone in the village and the High School is a mere 500 students. A spec of catholisim in an area of jews (yeah u know it Briarcliff and Chappaqua). It is made up of almost all Irish-Italians. The kids in the village drink like it's their job. Alcohol is very prevelent in a small town with five bars and a very lenient police force. Pleasantville is the ideal place to raise a family. Its very white, very catholic, and everything about it is warm and high-class.

Q: Hey, what are those kids from Pleasantville, NY doing tonite?
A: Throwing it up, pong style!

by BiggieQ December 28, 2005