Paint Cans

A 'gorilla' or muscle-head, likely from the shore of New Jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he's holding a heavy paint can in each hand.

A juiced, tanned GTL'er would walk as though holding paint cans.

by Portuguese Paint Cans June 10, 2010

paint white

To spray with jizz, generally applying a thick coating.

Right before I was about to bust my nuts I pulled out and painted your mom white.

by Spit Blood April 21, 2003

paint stripper

Very cheap or homemade booze. Derived from the fact that the stuff is so strong that it can smell and taste like paint stripper.

We got plowed on the $3.99 bottle paint stripper.

by Anonymous December 25, 2002

Paint Brush

Verb.

To smack someone across the face with generous force, either backhand or forward.

He crossed the line and that broad paint brushed him 3 times in a row.

by Dudeness September 22, 2005

paint face

Cumming on a face, a facial on the receiving partner after male ejaculation. Typical for aggressive experienced sexual males to paint the females face when they are cumming.

Ol girl is real nasty bro and will let the whole crew paint face on everything!

by Ezduzit614 Mr06 June 5, 2014

painting the pole

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

by buzzman October 29, 2006

paint it white

To participate in an evening of debaucherous celebration, often involving bar hopping and tail chasing. Usually applies to males only.

Often, "paint the town white," is used to express a hyperbolic covering of a large area with semen. This conveys the message of extreme debauchery.

"Can't wait for you to come back, bro. We'll head down to Hermosa and paint it white."

by Dingo727 August 6, 2006