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Like Opera

That unfortunate moment when a reasonably ordinary post you've liked on Facebook turns into all out drama, much like a TV soap opera.
Brad: Dude, what was that on Facebook last night?

Jen: God, who knows? One minute, I was liking Carly's post on how great it is to see her nephew with his dad, and the next minute his ex and her current and his bro and the whole damn world were having their say. It was a total Like Opera.
by Jae Em March 12, 2013
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Soap opera pause

The ridiculous pause for dramatic affect after some ground breaking event happens during a soap opera. Most of the time it turns out to be nothing special, just a way to cut to the next storyline. This becomes increasingly annoying when people in the real world are using it. Like when they tell a story, especially when they are a bad storyteller.
" Oh boy. Mary has trapped another victim. She's telling that stupid story where the guy runs into her and she drops her milkshake. "

" I know! I've must have heard it 10 times already this week!"

"Yeah, but the worst part is the soap opera pause she always throws in when she reaches the part about the lid falling off right before her slipping. Like we are supposed to gasp in amazement. As if anything else could have happened and we should be surprised it went down that way. ARGH!"
by stinkychef August 26, 2013
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Soap Opera Syndrome

The tendency to see one's life as being in a continual state of crisis, caused by watching half-hour daytime TV shows that are not morality tales as in Aesop's Fables, but rather a never-ending series of unresolved crises.
"Alice's Soap Opera Syndrome caused her to have a tendency to seek conflict rather than resolution to her interpersonal problems."
by Mark_Trail December 28, 2016
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Boolean operator

A Boolean Operator is a conjunction (AND, OR, NOT or AND NOT) used by computer nerds to focus search results and boost their relevance by more effectively specifying the relationships between each search term.

X AND Y ("both" X*Y) will only return results containing both variables
X OR Y ("either" X+Y) gives results containing either one or both variables
X NOT Y ("without" X-Y )can only show results with X that do not have Y
Boolean Operators can massively help you scope your favorite porno shizz, as long as Boolean Logic is supported by the site search on your preferred digital smutpublisher.

EXAMPLE:

For an optimized selection of non-asian schoolgirl porn, the following equation might be an effective use of operators:

(schoolgirl OR school uniform OR student OR teacher) NOT japanese NOT asian

Since porn search engines are more semantically-oriented than Google's RankBrain, searching "schoolgirl" on Redtube might not return videos titled or tagged as "school girl" , "student and teacher fucking" , or "after class BBC bangathon soaks innocent bitch's uniform in semen."

Simply searching "white girl school uniform" might produce a few desired results, but will include many undesired results (people with "white" in their name, non-white girls wearing white school uniforms, etc).

"PAWG schoolgirl" is a decent search that does not rely upon Boolean Operators, but perhaps I like black chicks banging professors for better grades every once and a while...so "PAWG schoolgirl" is not gonna give me much in the way of black chicks. This would be an excellent time to use OR :)
by bandaloop May 23, 2019
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Mask Operation

When the authorities ruthlessly enforce the wearing of masks in public places for both people and pets, and also for the thousands of mute and deaf gods and goddesses (or deities and idols) in religious quarters, to contain the surge of infections and fatalities, so that those who fail to do so are dealt with severely, with heavy fines and jail sentences for anti-maskers, or even caning for repeated offenders.
For rogue nations, mobilizing thousands of ambassadors nationwide in begging the public to don a face mask is a waste of time and a sign of political weakness; what the dictators want is to launch a mask operation to get the whole nation into quick action.
by MathPlus July 19, 2021
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Mattolina Operating System

Mattolina Operating System is an Operating System based on Slax OS & Debian Distro on Linux. Which was develop by Matthew William Vega. This operating system was built by an 4th generation Intel processor that uses the x86 and 64 bit architecture. This 64 Bit Operating system runs on a USB Drive Only no Virtual Machine due to DRM on that Operating System to boot only through a USB which makes it harder to pirate. It would state a checksum error if you run it in a virtual machine. This was launch in Aug 14 2021 updated to the newest firmware.

Development & History of Mattolina Operating System & Mattolina LLC

It started in 2019 development of a Operating System at the time Developers at Mattolina LLC was at Rising Ground Due mental crash. However he would develop an Operating System, "that I'm sure people would enjoy" Matthew William Vega Stated. Project Bianca was in Development which then next project. Which was the project code named changed to Project Mattolina due to already having a successful Artificial Intelligence named Bianca which runs Mattolina Development Center HQ or Mattolina LLC founded in 2019 by Matthew William Vega known as self nicknamed Matto Vegason. He believe in the open source nature of Mattolina LLC to boost the open source market share especially when it comes to Linux which in his opinion must people should use but that's not reality though.
“I install Mattolina OS today using Arch Linux”

“ I’m literally beta testing Mattolina OS”

.”I been loving Mattolina Operating System
by Mattolina LLC September 10, 2023
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Toll Booth Operator syndrome

Someone who has a small insignificant amount of power like a toll booth operator feels the need to exert there power absolutely. Even in a ridiculous circumstance.
Someone suffering from toll booth operator syndrome would not let you pass if you arrived at the toll booth a penny short with your wife in labor in the passenger seat.
by BandoIsBad October 7, 2019
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