open joke

Opposite to a private joke, a joke which anyone can join in with at any time. However, because of the possible scale of an open joke, it is much easier to kill and gets old much faster than a private joke.

Due to the nature of an open joke, specific times, people or places are usually not crucial to its execution.

Guy #1: Do you think anyone gets these references?
Guy #2: Not as far as I know. Sometimes I think it would be funnier to use an open joke here, then everyone could join in.
Guy #1: Yeah, but I find this funnier.
Steve: ...

by Nottel Inyu March 29, 2010

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Can Opener

a fart that takes the cake.

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?

by J. Michael Reiter August 05, 2004

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Open Relationship.

The immaturity of a person, who is not willing to commit themselves to someone. They want to be with each other, but want to see other people, too.

Also an act of insecurity where the person needs more than one mate to satisfy themselves and to boost their ego.

Example for "Open Relationship." would be: I love you, but I like them, too, and I wanna see them. Can we be in an "Open Relationship."?

by patsy-rose December 29, 2010

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opening the yak

Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.

My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.

My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.

by Yakkman November 05, 2009

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