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upped the pole

Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em
by Look at adan maan April 24, 2020
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pole hammer

When a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. To the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little penis after the sex.
"Got pissed last night, met up with a chick. She was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!"
by Baxta December 26, 2006
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Ski Poling

1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.

2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.

3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.

2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.

3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
by DFaFH July 7, 2007
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pole fancy

Person 1: Hey, have you heard Justin Bieber's new song?

Person 2: No, Justin Bieber is a fucking pole fancy...
by CarlosSpicyWeiner May 25, 2010
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Pole Position

One of the best racing games ever made. Released by the company, 'Namco' back in 1982, it introduced the concept of having a chase camera view, as well as the challenge of having to qualify for the main race. In 1983, it was released in the United States by Atari under license from Namco. It would go on to become the video game of 1983, and to this day, is still a great racing game.
I just beat my old score in Pole Position!
by Mr. X-106 December 8, 2003
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pole dancing

Stripping. The act of sensuous self-manipulation and gyration around a metal pole (usually in a strip club) with the intent of stirring up lust in the people viewing the dance. The pole is an integral part of the dance because it assists in some maneuvers and because it furnishes a central gathering point for people either to watch or to present tips.

Any attempt to pole dance without stripping is mere trifling.
Pole dancing without nudity is a trifling waste of time....
by Etymoligizer October 11, 2007
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pole greaser

One who greases poles. see cocksucker
Rudy was low on cash, so Rudy took a job on the docks as a POLE GREASER.
by Chato Longbottom May 5, 2006
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