Etymoligizer's definitions
(compound n.) That female employee, one of which is in every place of employment in America, who obtained her job because of her killer looks, her outrageous bra size, or her blow job talent as demonstrated on the boss.
If you want to find the office bunny, start asking the women in the office where you can buy cute shoes; the chick who starts bouncing when she answers is probably the one....
by Etymoligizer October 15, 2007
Get the Office Bunnymug. The war whine of little girls who have spent all their lives maintaining that they can play with the boys, but later learn that they can't.
by Etymoligizer October 3, 2007
Get the Sexual Harassmentmug. (n.) A woman of questionable purity whose popularity with the opposite sex is due entirely to the most highly-developed aspect of her anatomy - her breasts. A "boob skank" is so ugly, though, that were it not for the attention due to her breasts she would never get a second look from anyone.
It's a good thing that Stacy has 40DD's so that nobody has to look at her face! She is such a boob skank!
by Etymoligizer September 13, 2007
Get the boob skankmug. Stripping. The act of sensuous self-manipulation and gyration around a metal pole (usually in a strip club) with the intent of stirring up lust in the people viewing the dance. The pole is an integral part of the dance because it assists in some maneuvers and because it furnishes a central gathering point for people either to watch or to present tips.
Any attempt to pole dance without stripping is mere trifling.
Any attempt to pole dance without stripping is mere trifling.
by Etymoligizer October 11, 2007
Get the pole dancingmug. Following his third divorce, Randy devoured the works of the Marquis de Sade and became a devotee of Sadism.
by Etymoligizer October 20, 2007
Get the Sadismmug. Alternate spelling of femtard.
A combination of the words "feminist" and "retard." All feminists are femtards, because feminism is the singular most ridiculous ideology to ever be contrived by the human mind (which is saying a lot since there are Jehovah's Witnesses out there!). Feminism is, at its very root, retarded, because (but not limited to):
1) Feminists harp on about equal rights while attempting to legislate superior rights for women.
2) Feminists maintain that women can do anything men can do and then get fire departments, local police, and the military to lower their standards so more women can be employed.
3) Feminists hold to such horrific fables as, "Women never lie about rape" (LACROSSE, anyone?).
4) Feminists maintain that men and women are the same, while noting that men are more violent than women, and women are more nurturing and cooperative than men. So in the feminist's doctrine, men and women are the same except for where women are better than men....
5) Feminists simultaneously maintain that women are strong enough to lead countries yet also maintain that when women do not get their way at home their husbands are being "controlling" and are guilty of "domestic violence."
6) Feminists maintain that women are strong enough to lead countries, yet need to be protected from bikini calendars in the workplace.
For all these reasons and a thousand others, all feminists are to hereby be referred to as "femtards."
A combination of the words "feminist" and "retard." All feminists are femtards, because feminism is the singular most ridiculous ideology to ever be contrived by the human mind (which is saying a lot since there are Jehovah's Witnesses out there!). Feminism is, at its very root, retarded, because (but not limited to):
1) Feminists harp on about equal rights while attempting to legislate superior rights for women.
2) Feminists maintain that women can do anything men can do and then get fire departments, local police, and the military to lower their standards so more women can be employed.
3) Feminists hold to such horrific fables as, "Women never lie about rape" (LACROSSE, anyone?).
4) Feminists maintain that men and women are the same, while noting that men are more violent than women, and women are more nurturing and cooperative than men. So in the feminist's doctrine, men and women are the same except for where women are better than men....
5) Feminists simultaneously maintain that women are strong enough to lead countries yet also maintain that when women do not get their way at home their husbands are being "controlling" and are guilty of "domestic violence."
6) Feminists maintain that women are strong enough to lead countries, yet need to be protected from bikini calendars in the workplace.
For all these reasons and a thousand others, all feminists are to hereby be referred to as "femtards."
Sally field said that if women ruled the world, there would be no g*dd**ned war. She is such a femmetard.
by Etymoligizer October 1, 2007
Get the femmetardmug. As defined by Rush Limbaugh, a feminist who thinks that the number of abortions should be exponentially increased. However, Rush is far too charitable. A feminazi is a strident feminist generally. A man-hater, a pagan lesbian, a perpetrator of domestic violence mythology, a radical pro-abort. Any politically active feminist or any woman who votes "a feminist ticket" is a feminazi. Most female family lawyers are also feminazis.
Vicki says that the number of women in Congress needs to be increased so that more pro-feminist legislation can be passed - what a feminazi!!!
by Etymoligizer October 1, 2007
Get the feminazimug.