Junk Braille

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".

I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!

by Keg Flexington October 24, 2009

Junk Stick

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.

I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!

by Mad Dog 2020 November 24, 2010

Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

/u/Gloeee

I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.

by Perm-suspended February 02, 2020

Junk Shot

Punching somebody in the balls.

Dude, I just hit Steve with a gnarly junk shot...I think he started pissing blood.

by DickSauceJones May 27, 2010

junk

non insultive or derogatory term meaning it,that,this,these,those, stuff, thing.

"Guy didn't wanna say shit in front of the ignoramus so said junk instead, and that people asked about bass and treble in funk and all got silent."

by noixz January 14, 2009

Junk In the Trunk

Having a large ass.

Anita Ritchie

by COCK November 03, 2003

space junk

High quality cocaine.

"got space junk?"

"give me some of that fucking space junk!"

by spacestud August 11, 2006