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2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.
Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.
by mohawk March 5, 2005
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ramen noodles

pfft!!!! The best instant food on EARTH, created in Japan and originally used for japanese astronauts, they are now mostly consumed by poor college students, and ppl who wish they were japanese.
Chicken is one of the best flavores..I like cup ramen the best because it has the little dehydrated chickend and veggies in it...Yum.
by fook May 29, 2005
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Noodled

Getting Noodled, the act of Noodling or to get the Noodle is when a male slut practices in the art of fornication.
1: Nick sure Noodled that girl last night
2: She got the Noodle
by Noodle Supporter May 25, 2012
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Noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.
Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place
by Floor 2.5 November 7, 2010
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sucks noodles

A phrase to funnily describe something as bad.
Jimmy: George bush is awesome

bob: George bush sucks noodles.

OR

Fred: Ps3 is the best thing ever

Timmy: PS3 sucks noodles
by owenowenowenowen December 26, 2008
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noodle dance

The dance that PB and J otter did when they needed to think up a solution for one of their problems.

It's a kid show that came on Disney Channel.

It was awesome.
Ryanna: I don't know what to do..
Bandan: Let's do the noodle dance!
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fudge noodle

An extremely limp African-American penis, usually associated with post-cocoital lovings.
Damn, boy, how you go from cock-rocket to fudge noodle so fast?
by Sushimama May 29, 2003
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