Crackin the can

When you drink and gotta piss

“Hey Mike what were you doin?”
“I was crackin the can.”

by kthebadbitchb March 2, 2019

Dirty Can

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.

by Skidaddy September 15, 2018

Cashew Can

(n) mouth; the hole in/on one's face one uses to verbally communicate with others.
synonyms: Can of Cashews, Can O' Cashews

Shut your Cashew Can Mike!

Stop flapping your Can O' Cashews Sally-Beth!

by Wilamaral August 31, 2013

can box

a musical instrument used to beat Howie G in a board game

Tomba happily played his can box.

by gaa barry gary September 30, 2004

Can of bees

The new under the radar way of referring to weed when you have authority around.

Just don't say it too fast.

1)"Hey man we're gonna open a can of bees at lunch today you in?"

2)Bill and ted were jammin out to a can of bees.

by noodlemcswag January 15, 2011

Oil can

When a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in sexual intercourse before he shoots his load. A thoroughly unsatisfactory shag.

I had sex with Martin last night. He was a total oil can - two pumps and a squirt and he was done.

by gobblerhaha September 1, 2009

Coke in the Can

The act of inserting powdered cocaine into the rectum in order to get high.

Her septum was deviated, so she wanted a coke in the can.

by DigitalSignalXX November 10, 2009