Nikia 

A large green porcupine resposible for causing most of the trouble in fairy tales, like allerting the bears to goldilocks presence, convincing the wolf that the three pigs had large stores of marijuana in their houses, and pushing humpty dumpty off the wall.

The Nikia has the uncanny knack of appearing invisible to those with the intention of recording it. Thus, the Nikia rarely appears in the tales it ruins. Many assumptions have been made to the true nature and appearance of these beings, but nobody knows for sure what they look like.

I don’t know why I told you it was a porcupine... Hell, I don’t even know if it exists! Why are you looking at me that way?! DON'T JUDGE ME!!

The mNIKIAagical beanstock that you sold your only livestock for haNIKIAd a man-eating giant at the top of it?! What are the odds!?! This has Nikia written all over it...

Nikia by gurple June 18, 2010

niki

niki is a more outgoing person but sometimes they can be a real pain. they get jealous and always think they are right when they are wrong and can get mad at you for small things. nikis do tend to steal another partners partner. they are very loud and love to party. the bad side of nikis are how they manipulate people and love to be controlling and be the boss of the group. other then that they can be very sweet but backstabbing in the end.

boy - omg who is that ?
person - thats niki .. she’s a real bitch

boy - yikes ..

niki by anonymous October 31, 2020

the niki 

A male or female who is easy on the eye,has a tendency to be unfaithful and betraying. Loving and caring towards family and friends but non-platonic relationships are never taken seriously or handled with care by them. Will have experienced many sexual encounters in their lifetime.

the niki e.g a good looking gal who plays men, has many n her life and doesnt ever get hurt but hurts many of them.

the niki by xx julie xx December 16, 2005

Niki

A girl who gives two guys hand at the same time. Also known as "skiing"

Jess: What did you, Tyson and Steven do after the party?
Georgie: I did a Niki.
Jess: ewww

Niki by NikNik351 April 8, 2009

thiccy niki 

me ;)

im thiccy niki

thiccy niki by whore lol May 11, 2019

nikita 

To steal something without actually needing it or having a reason to steal it in the first place. Mostly it's theft of unexpensive but difficult to replace objects and most of the time the stolen object will be returned after an amount of time.

"Where's my sunglasses"
"I nikitad them"

"Rob is such an asshole. When he's a parties he always end up nikitaing things"

nikita by EffJee October 9, 2011

Nikita 

This breed of Communist is generally found in the more western parts of Soviet Russia.
The "Nikita" is a sex crazed animal which hunts younger females and preys on MILF's.
If you are to come across a "Nikita" please contact your local KGB Political Office for summary execution and removal of genetalia.

Girl 1: OH GOD! GET THIS NIKITA OFF OF ME!

Nikita: MMMMMMMMH......TITTIES! :P

Nikita by Workdayross November 24, 2011