Newton’s Cradle

When a male is standing feet apart, and another male is standing behind tries to slap your butt, but instead his fingers come upon impact to a single testicle, which in turn Newton's cradle demonstrates the third law of motion. When one of the balls is lifted and released, it strikes the remaining stationary balls and sends force through all of them to push the ball on the other end away.

David stood behind Chris in Nanoom, attempting to slap his butt, however David accidentally missed Chris’s cheeks and his finger managed to hit a single testicle, resulting in a “Newton’s Cradle “.

by Nanoom secret December 28, 2023

Newtoner

A newtoner is someone from newton me willows.(not any punters tho) They are the hardest people in St. Helens and terror parr eds n yickers on the daily. They would without a doubt cave the parr eds skulls in and smash their mums back doors in. Yickers are especially shook of newtoners as they are the biggest bitches in all of St. Helens.

Parr ed: Ay bro where ye from lad
Newtoner: I’m from newton lad
Parr ed: I’m sorry lad I didn’t know
*Parr ed legs it*

by NBlock October 25, 2020

Cam newton

The feudal lords (male and female) want 100 billion dollars from sports fans, or they lose cam Newton, and soon enough, their team. People talk shit about Jerry Richardson now, but Jerry Richardson didn't try to control sports fans with threats. Even when the Panthers were having their worst seasons, their stadium didn't seem like a big circus tent, ready to pack up and head for another town.

The feudal lords say the sports fans won't keep Cam Newton or their team without hell to pay.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2019

Newton Shelton

Failiure

Newton Shelton is a really good people

by JANANAN DESPACITO July 5, 2022

The Newton School

the school where you get lots of diseases

imagine going to The Newton School

by trumpwoochie October 31, 2021

Newtons Cradle

The action of testicles making contact during during a BGB threesome, where B1 enters G vaginally, and B2 enters G rectally.

So me and my boy had a threesome with this chick, everything was good until we had a newtons cradle happen.

by Dodo, The Dodo November 23, 2025

Pop Newton

When you ruin a good thing.

Sissy when on a date but didn't hook up with him afterwards... she didn't wanna pop newton.

Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.

Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.

by med. January 24, 2022