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Newton

A Newton is an individual who asks another for any favor and then proceeds to increase the level of difficulty involved in executing said favor.
My Mom asked If I could drop her off at the gym, when I picked her up at work she asked if I could take her home first so she could get changed and grab her gym bag, because she didn’t bring it to work with her, what kinda Newton shit is this?
by spidey2x June 10, 2025
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Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)
Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.
by Fluthy February 2, 2020
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Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
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Cam Newton

He sometimes brought bad publicity with reporters, so people at some point were going to find out he wasn't a superhero and he wasn't perfect, he was just a guy. He hasn't had a whole lot of room to be a regular guy because of the superhero nicknames and image.
Some of what Cam Newton said and did was as questionable as what anybody else says and does. He didn't really ever claim to be perfect, somewhere he got the superhero image and it stuck.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Newton corner

A old rundown house that guy’s from the newton middle and high school smoke and jerk off in
Camdon: hay you going to Newton corner after school

Jamal: fuck ya I just got the good weed
by Coochie master 98 September 8, 2022
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Paul Newton

That one guy who’s always in every class
Me: Who’s Paul Newton?
Lauren Green: theres always a guy like paul newton in every class

Me: Ohhh
by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021
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newtonator

A word given to a girl who can be associated with maddison newton. They can be ugly, weird, or just downright scary.
'Omg, did you see that girl- she was a total newtonator!'
by silly.billy.=) January 25, 2009
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