A Newton is an individual who asks another for any favor and then proceeds to increase the level of difficulty involved in executing said favor.
My Mom asked If I could drop her off at the gym, when I picked her up at work she asked if I could take her home first so she could get changed and grab her gym bag, because she didn’t bring it to work with her, what kinda Newton shit is this?
by spidey2x June 10, 2025

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus
2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)
2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)
by Fluthy February 2, 2020

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024

He sometimes brought bad publicity with reporters, so people at some point were going to find out he wasn't a superhero and he wasn't perfect, he was just a guy. He hasn't had a whole lot of room to be a regular guy because of the superhero nicknames and image.
Some of what Cam Newton said and did was as questionable as what anybody else says and does. He didn't really ever claim to be perfect, somewhere he got the superhero image and it stuck.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

by Coochie master 98 September 8, 2022

by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021

A word given to a girl who can be associated with maddison newton. They can be ugly, weird, or just downright scary.
by silly.billy.=) January 25, 2009
