5 definitions by CalebKRubberNuts

Newton’s Nuggets

When two gentlemen’s balls smack together during a round of double penetration

“I don’t know Maggie... Terrance and Quagmire seem really upset with each other after their Newton’s Nuggets last night. I don’t think they’ll want to go with us to Main Event this Thursday.”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020

Dumpster Dew

A 50/50 mix of Four Loko and Mountain Dew

“I know Dru will like this dumpster dew because he loves Mountain Dew as is”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020

Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.

“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020

Yogurt lips

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection and come up with coated lips

“Jackson was eating me out and when he finished he kissed me with chunky yogurt lips”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020

Rubber Nutting

A term for when a man cums too fast during intercourse and has to immediately re-wrap for round two with a semi-flaccid appendage. There is no chance of cumming again, he is just trying to please his woman.

“I had really bad rubber nuts Tuesday night but Allison said she’d dump me if I didn’t keep going. I ended up rubber nutting her for the following 25 minutes”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020