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nut day

Nut day is the day that celebrates ejaculation, the action of stroking ones penis to cause an orgasm that sends a white liquid to shoot out called sperm, semen, cum etc., and is celebrated on October 22nd every year.
some dude: "dude what day is it?"
some other dude: "its Nut day dude!!"
some dude: "Hell yeah."
by Booty eating bandit October 19, 2018
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Nut Up or Shut Up

Either walk your talk and prove your worth or toughness, or keep your pie hole shut and get the hell outta town.
Keep running your mouth...either rise to the occasion and let me thrash your ass when I grab that stack of dimes you call a neck, or refrain from further trash talk. Take your pick!!
by weave March 24, 2003
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nut rot

Term pertaining to the deleterious effect of the sweat from your nut sack upon surrounding tissue and material. Nut rot causes your underwear to prematurely fail in the crotch area immediately beside where your sack rides. Nut rot becomes visible as a tan or brown stain in the area where your crotch is on the inside of the underwear. Next, the seam and the stretchy elastic gives way and eventually the entire crotch area of the underwear gives out and your nuts hang out from beneath your underwear in the area where the underwear material used to be. Nut rot also affects the skin of the crotch in cases where a person uses poor hygiene and / or lack of bathing or showering. See crotch rot.
Damn, when Frank was on the campout, his nards hung out of his skivvies. He must have major nut rot in his tighty whities.
by Frank Klaune April 22, 2005
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nut bunnies

an interjection of consternation or disappointment, popularized by the titular character on the 1990s cartoon series Freakazoid!
Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you have just two weeks to live.
Patient: Aw, nut bunnies.
by Rofang August 12, 2008
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Nut Smore

You lay a piece of toilet paper down then take a dump then nut on it then lay a piece of tp on top.
Macala used the bathroom after me and saw my nut smore.
by Phartman November 8, 2012
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nut bat

a baseball bat used to hit someone in the nuts(scrotum)
Oh god she's got the nut bat
by assbag hernandez November 2, 2005
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Nut Custard

George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.
by Natasha November 29, 2003
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