Whiskey Mustache

A whiskey mustache is when a naked woman straddles or sits on your face while she pours a shot of whiskey between her tits all the way down into your mouth. IMPORTANT: Please practice this move with water first. Delicious whiskey in your eyes is very painful and it is a shame to waste a perfect shot of whiskey.

Hey good looking. I sure am thirsty. Why don't you get buck ass naked and give me one of those whiskey mustaches.

by magnificent red February 28, 2011

clunge mustard

The remnants of dried spotty blood at the latter stages of a woman's menstrual cycle

Went to go down on Doreen but noticed she still had a bit of clunge mustard in her undies

by Krudbucket April 29, 2021

vital mistake

an excessive act of debauchery with no regard to later repercussions, that takes place in a public setting between a person known to be susceptible to errors of judgement when intoxicated and another whose identity causes in some major aspect such a flippant display to be seen by the rest of the associated group as inherently and severely amusing, and has strong pertinence with regard to one's future perception and reputation regarding promiscuity, self conduct and ability to select appropriate others in future with which to undertake possible further acts of such debauchery.

Last night, she made a vital mistake when we went out clubbing.

by M08 March 27, 2010

Ford Mustang SVT

Notorious monster that eats import trash

that Ford Mustang SVT will eat those rice burners

by codewiz May 12, 2003

mistake

a mistake is sombody who was born by accident, often reffered to as "the broken condom" or "the one night stand."
the mistake is often not liked in the family and will generally do bad in life.

Little suzie was a mistake.

by the broken condom May 13, 2005

Ford Mustang

One of the Ford Motor Company's pride and joy, the Mustang is well known for their classic years in the mid 1960s to the early 1970s. Expierenced a lull in from that point until the early to mid 1990s when the car got back on the road to recovery.

Although a prime example of American muscle, the Mustang was also popular as a mid-powered cruiser.

"Ah, shit! It's the fuzz! Lucky for us, we're in a Mustang! Floor it, Louie!"

by kwashia February 3, 2005

Mustaf

Mustaf is a handsome man. We a hard rock abs. He has a 17 Inch piece. He gets all the girl. The tall and very funny.

He is such a mustaf he the best

by Broskii_only😈😈😈 February 27, 2019