Based Musket Loader

When you take a ZYN, tear it open, and pour it down your urethra stamping it down like loading a musket.

Cigarettes don't do it for me anymore,. I've had to result to doing a based musket loader.

by Rblue September 5, 2025

Shit musket

Explosive diarrhea or any type of shitting that would pertain to anything that would resemble a musket shot out of your butt hole

I had some bad sushi for dinner and was shooting shit muskets all night

by Nikolasinlacasa October 28, 2025

Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.

Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7

by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

west virginian musket

When u have sexual relations with ur brothers hair not sure how thats a muskey but it is.

My dick, ur hair, lets do the west virginian musket

by Digital Penetration May 27, 2018

The Ramen Musket

When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth

Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her

by Johnny-k17 June 3, 2019