museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

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Muswema

A given name meaning shining man

Muswema

by Tauheed Ellis May 13, 2022

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A creepy, ravenous tentacle monster who lives in your basement and offers you ideas and inspiration for YouTube videos in exchange for raw meat. These monsters can reproduce asexually by planting spores inside humans, which compel said humans to consume raw meat and feed them while they develop inside of them. They're secretly planning to dominate the world. If you feed them enough meat they'll start craving living creatures and will eventually impregnate you without your consent.

Victoria: Your muse isn't gonna eat me!

Alex: What...? You mean the.... big.... tentacle monster in my basement?
Victoria: Yeah.
Alex: How do you know about that?
Victoria: ....I have one too.
Alex: WHAT?!

by PussyEater69000 June 6, 2022

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Muslemi

A young skinny and sickly looking white male who has no aspirations other than to be homeless. Usually smells like sweat and wet dog. Usually likes dog hol.

Yeah, my son doesn't want to go to school or work, he's going to end up as a Muslemi.

by huskyfacts March 27, 2023

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MuseScore

Muse·Score
Noun
An open source notation software created by the muse of music Terpsichore to provide composers with adequate software so they no longer need to suffer Sibelius, Finale or Dorico.

Imagine if our lord J.S. Bach had been blessed with Musescore, he had to suffer to write his masterpieces.

by S.J. Bafalto April 29, 2023

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