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Vaseline mummy

When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.
My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.
by Udayweiz December 22, 2019
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The Mumper

When a woman is performing oral sex (man or woman) on you and you insert your big toe in her vagina. Difficulty is 10/10.
Cindy was blowing me and I finally got to perform The Mumper on her. Getting my big toe in her was tough.
by LJCCHI April 12, 2020
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Reverse Mummy

Reverse Mummy(-ify)/v/: To use ones urine as a hose in the interest of uncovering excrement in an overflown toilet.
Ex 1: The porta-potty held great treasures; I executed a perfect Reverse Mummy and uncovered the lost marvel TootenKhamun!

Ex 2: Hey Helga, come over to the bathroom! I Reverse Mummified your spitting image!
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord September 10, 2020
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Teri Mummy

A phrase that used to call out other people’s mom’s
Teri Mummy ke simping kardunga
by Anonymous 69sex master November 23, 2021
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santoor mummy

A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.
Guy1: Hey who is that girl

Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.

Guy1: What's that?

Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary
by Ishqterra May 16, 2023
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Teri Mummy

A typical slang used in the Indian gaming community to trigger the person you are fighting with, it is also used as a comeback if you cannot think of anything.
by NiftyPupu May 22, 2023
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Mamamoo is my mummyyyyy

Mamamoo is my mummyyyyy
Mamamoo is my mummyyyyy
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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