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Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.
A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."
by potatoman- August 31, 2025
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Multi-Biscuit

Having sex whilst laying on multiple biscuits such as hobnobs
Jordan "Yo, did you hear what happened about shonk?"
Will "No what happened?"
Jordan "Last night him and his girl multi-biscuited"
by MeisterBob January 14, 2016
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Multi-Zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, engage in work in other tabs, or communicate through other channels about things that have nothing to do with the Zoom meeting
I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.
by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020
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Multi Thousandaire

Multi Thousandaire: Net Worth Estimated at $100,000-999,000.00 Dollars.
Ima Nulti Thousandaire: I just spend ah $100 Thousand Dollars on a whip Ima multi Thousandaire
by Ricc Ricc May 5, 2018
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multi-protaskinator

A person who not only has ADHD but is also a procrastinator causing them to start multiple tasks but putting them all off till the last possible moment to complete.
Dennis is such a multi-protaskinator. He starts 5 things at one time and put's everything off till the last minute to complete.
by Smithfucius May 16, 2016
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Fluid Multi-Domain Symbolic Intelligence, or FMSI, is a cognitive capability and self-regulatory framework that enables an individual to transition fluidly, coherently, and intentionally between symbolic systems—while preserving internal logic, role integrity, and operational control. FMSI also refers to a personalized internal system used to impose structure, hierarchy, and coherence on internal processes during periods of instability or transformation.
Fluid Multi-Domain Symbolic Intelligence, or FMSI, is a process that is universal to all human beings, but unique in it's configuration to each depending on the user personalized input over time.

Example: Person A and Person B are saying the same thing but they do not understand the symbolic significance of their own individual FMSI. Person A is overlaying his FMSI on top of Person B's FMSI; and vice versa. Person A and Person B are arguing even though they actually agree.
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Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.
“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”
by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011
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