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Oxford Moron

An oxymoron in pun form. A contradiction in terms - Oxford - the university which only accepts the brightest... Moron - an individual with less intelligence than the ones who decide these matters consider normal.
by b-tex1 May 4, 2009
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oxy moron

two words in a phrase that seemingly contradict eachother
by darkstrEam January 30, 2004
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mormonster

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers
Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!
by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008
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moron

1. synonymous to everyone's name
2. homonymous to George Bush
3. also synonymous to George Bush
4. a town in switzerland
5. stupider than a retard
1. <insert name here> is a moron
2. the current president of the USA is Moron
3. the current president of the USA is a moron
4. Moronese: "I live in moron"
5. Bush is dumber than a retard
by nonsense! December 28, 2008
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Total Moron

Anyone who puts their own name on UrbanDictionary and tries to describe themselves or their friends names. Usually put a sentance like, "Oh my gosh, that person is a total name" in the example slot. These are the kinds of people who need to be banned, backhanded, and set on fire.

We should make it our personal duty to backhand all Total Morons. Go out and do it. NOW.
Total Moron: "Post Kerry: a really cool girl! &^_^ LOLWTFBBQ!"

Intelligent person: *Backhands, sets on fire, and smiles happily, listening to the screams*
by Satan in a Can February 5, 2005
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spanish moons

A mustache style wore usually by latin men. Everything is shaved except for a tuft of hair on either upper corner of the mouth.
Juan had very neatly trimmed Spanish Moons.
by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
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Garfofalo-moron

A term used to describe someone that is utterly clueless and probably retarded.

Moron Janeane Garofalo claimed that everyone attending tea-parties is a racist that hates blacks, when in fact many attendees were either black or hispanic. One of the most notable blacks was Kevin Jackson who emceed the St. Louis tea party.
Joy Behar states "If you're black you have to be a Democrat!"
Mark, an intelligent black man, replies "Why would I follow the party that continues to enslave blacks for their own political agenda. Look at reality...Democrats resisted freedom for blacks when Republican Abraham Lincoln freed them? You must be a Garfofalo-moron!"
by American Terminologist May 21, 2009
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