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Monkey Pull Up

A pull up performed on any objects or obstacles you may encounter during your daily routine.
Tod-d-d-d-d-d-d uh-uh-uh- I w-w-w-was i-i-i-i-in the j-j-j-j-j-jungle and d-d-d-d-did a-a-a-a-a ma-ma-monkey pull up
by Frandcis Senatus October 3, 2008
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Monkey Positive

Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.
That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.
by JossyF March 17, 2011
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monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.
"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."
by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016
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Monkey Time

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.
"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".
by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017
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Banging the Monkey

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020
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Monkey D. Luffy

A random boy with a strawhat who wanted to be the Pirate King since he met a man with flip flops, so he got into a barrel and crossed the ocean until he met a pink haired boy. Only lives for meat, professional friendzoner.
"ILL BE THE KING OF PIRATES !!" – Monkey D. Luffy
by ig | ohmyluffy January 30, 2020
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monkey nigga

A black person that acts goofy.
Guy 1: guacamole penis hamburger sock
Guy 2: ayo stop acting like a monkey nigga
by Anonymthx January 29, 2021
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