A Monica Lewinski

When a guy cums on a person's clothing that has just performed oral sex on the guy.

"Dude, last night Sandy was sucking me off and I gave her a Monica Lewinski! Her shirt's real stained!"

by Don Juan, the Gynormotron March 20, 2009

Monica

A word that typically is used the the reference to the n-word that a lot of non-black or white people, especially deep-south white people use when they don't wanna get fucking shot.

"HEY, MONICA!"
"Who the FUCK is Monica, Billy Bob? My name is Kase."

by caterminology June 23, 2017

Santa Monica College

A fucking over populated community college in Santa Monica that lies about University transfers. It's a community college. It was among the top ranking in the national. However, due to critical financial shortages, it belongs to the bottom in my option ( I went there). In addition, the Professors(most) are a holes. Some Pressores are really caring and nice.

Damn, I went to Santa Monica College, it sucks.

by Marco at UCR October 17, 2006

Monicas

Same thing as saying my niggas but you say it Mah-Nic-AZ (Monicas)

Guy #1 what’s up my boy
Guy #2 what it do Mo-ni-ca

You guys are monicas

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Morecambe

Where war veterans go to retire/hide. Big Masonic community.

Don't go to Morecambe without a gun.

by John Henry February 4, 2005

2 Eyed Monical

Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical

Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl

Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.

Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.

Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.

Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?

Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.

by Steven J Huddy April 4, 2008

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by Just monica December 7, 2018