morecambe 

Lancashire seaside town, totally devoid of all features usually associated with seaside towns, such as amusement arcades, little shops selling tat, chip shops, hotels, beaches and, er, tourists. Apart from the occasional mass-drowning, nothing ever happens here.

Person 1: Shall we go to Morecambe?
Person 2: No, shall we stay here and eat our own feet instead?

morecambe by Jon Fox January 19, 2005

Morecambe 

Amazing

"Lets to to Morecambe its miles better than Bradford"

Morecambe by MorecambeFcFan January 15, 2012

Morecambe 

Morecambe,England is basically the crappiest town in England and believe me,England is full of them....(apart from maybe Lancaster...) its near Lancaster (doubling my MISERY) and basically its full of bed and breakfasts that the government use to house scoungers.Theres no components of a regular sea side town,and everything it had going for it closed down yonks ago.

Me- *pleads* Never go to Morecambe!

Morecambe by annoyed that i live in lancaster October 1, 2005

Morecambe 

Where war veterans go to retire/hide. Big Masonic community.

Don't go to Morecambe without a gun.

Morecambe by John Henry February 4, 2005

Morecambe 

A really rotten combination of Lancaster and Blackpool. Lancaster being full of snitchy and whiney chavs who think that they own your life and can tell you how to live and Blackpool being full of filthy crackheads and violent scum who regularly take drugs, live in a dumps and murder each other.

Morecambe, the town where Lancastrian chavs and Blackpudlian crackheads meet.

Morecambe by LordJenal May 4, 2023

Morecambe 

Nonce heaven. Nonces are welcome, especially if they have a plug.

A dead end town in the northwest, with nothing going on.

Morecambe a town in the northwest.

Morecambe by Anklebiter December 30, 2024

morecambe high 

A shitty school. other students from other schools tend to ‘slag off’ this school due to the incredibly ‘smart’ and chavy students which attend morecambe high.

Bob: Mum can I join Morecambe high?
Mum: NO YOU CAN NOT YOUR GOING TO DROWN INSTEAD.

morecambe high by LocalReviewsLancashire November 12, 2017