moustakas

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

by Nick_G. January 16, 2008

momster

a woman who kills her own child

Casey Anthony is a momster.

by BrookeNM July 5, 2011

clown moustache

After going down on a woman with unfortunate menses, the area around your mouth will be red, like a clown's.

Woman: "I am now afraid of clowns because after going down on me you had a clown moustache."

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

moustache cup

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself

Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday

by robuttt September 27, 2006

Khaled Mostafa

Slang for shortest motherfucker around(even shorter than a dwarf)

P1:Hey look this guy is short, he is 8cm tall
P2:Yes but still taller than Khaled Mostafa

by The_Truth_As_Shown November 27, 2019

pussy monsta

A rediculous rap coming out on Lil Waynes the Carter 3 that defines his joy for giving fellatio to women.

I'm the pussy monsta, so feed me pussy.

by Bear E. April 26, 2008

private moustache

1. Genitals, particularly those of female humans.

"Kate called me up last night. Yeah, she wanted me to come over and massage the private moustache"

by El-Keter July 23, 2003