chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.

That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011

Molestocles

A great Greek warrior who was remembered for the one thing he hoped would be forgotten.

Herocles: Hey, Molestocles what's up?

Molestocles: That's what she said.

by Don Garbagio March 15, 2009

Molestactus

A molestactus is a prickly molestache.

Your molestactus hurts my face.

by danielle.lovely January 2, 2012

molesterish

An adjective that describes a trait or traits of seemingly creepy individuals. Used mostly when referencing, but not limiting to, mustaches or oddly bland and rather conspicuous panel vans. Credited to TL.

Ty: Yeah, can you send a patrol car to 123 Main St. There's a creepy man in a what looks like a gray utility van.

911 Dispatch: Can you describe him for me, Sir?
Ty: Yeah...he's wearing a navy blue sweatshirt, looks like leather gloves, and he's got a thick mustache. He's sitting in the ally looking all molesterish!
911 Dispatch: Units are on their way.

by macclifford November 10, 2014

molestard

muh-lest-ard- a) noun - One whom despite their disabilities, takes pleasure in the inappropriate touching and fondling of underage children and/or people that are several generations younger than their own age group. Can be a result of any form of disability; emotional, physical, mental, social, genetic, etc.

Did you see the way Dudley was staring at that little boy? He is such a total molestard!

by impsdlight July 29, 2015

Molestache

Noun: a moustache that transforms a normal man into a man that appears to have child molesting tendencies.

John sure looks like a child molester now that his molestache has filled in.

by Mike Nosty May 5, 2016

molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy

omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!

by jelly rapest November 26, 2016