mucker

One who is high on meth and steals anything, insignificant or not, just for the sake of stealing.

"The muckers broke into Johns house after he got busted"
"That bitch mucked my jeans and my dope!"

by Gkelly September 25, 2005

mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.

joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.

by baseman151 December 29, 2009

Mucking/mucker

a combination of "Mother" and the ""F" word....

That Mucker was hard!!

by Anonymous Playa February 18, 2004

Paddy Macker

A Paddy Macker is nickname for a joint, could be used to disguise that you will be getting high.

Most people don't know what it means, so someone can say it to their friends, who do know the meaning, when they are trying to tell them they will be getting high without the other people present knowing what they are talking about.

I'm going to have a few Paddy Mackers tonight, want to join me ?

by denots March 1, 2011

Mocket

When what appears to be a Pocket isn't.

Mock the Pocket = Mocket

"Can I put that in your jacket pocket"?

"Sorry mate, its just a mocket"

by Nicopaedia September 2, 2009

mockeridgeadial

A cross between a massive poo and a crocodial

My mockeridgeadial was very long today

by Pucy August 24, 2017

Mockerel

A 6 foot 240lb "feminist" acting all man-ish and bullying, strutting around like a dude.
A "Mock Cockerel"

I got so drunk last night I thought I went to bed with a sexy BBW. Woke up, and found myself in a lot of pain, next to a mockerel!

by elexxxers April 23, 2018