Mustard Mitten

When you and a friend (or complete stranger depending on your level of depravity) hold hands below a public bathroom stall divider while urinating simultaneously.

Oh man I just had a mustard mitten three way with Shelley and Karen. It was liberating.

by The Mustard Mitten October 18, 2019

Squish mitten

A woman's vagina

Her squish mitten smells bad.

by KittyKattMeow June 27, 2010

Dick Mitten

Slang term for Vagina.

Oh, you kicked me right in the Dick Mitten!

by KJ152 January 21, 2009

Douche Mitten

A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.

"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."

by Munchy, Bitch March 17, 2009

slip it in the mitten

a difficult pool shot in which someone slips the ball through a tight opening in order to make a shot.

see that six? i'm gonna slip it in the mitten...

by omen8 productions January 5, 2007

mitters

What men call male boobs big enough they can palm with a baseball mitt.

"That dude has a set of mitters"

by popologist November 27, 2012

pink mitten

when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.

damn bitch, that sure is a nasty pink mitten you got there

by Kdawgy December 29, 2006