2,680 miles

The length of my penis when folded in half. Also the length of the mainland United States.

Dude, how did you get your penis to 2,680 miles long?
I just folded it in half.

by Cheeeeek February 25, 2019

Mile Rakita

Hi broke hoes.It's me Mile Rakita.Everyone want to be Mile.Becase he was perfect.And God created Mile for end fake people on this World.Mile doesnt know who are they,cuz theyre ugly flags.P.S Mile will help to kill snakes .Some of the fake bitches will see this and want to end Mile.But guess what "No one ends Mile"

-God , :)

WTF?Is that Mile Rakita?The king.

by omgilovemyselfsmfml January 5, 2019

Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty

We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store

by TheLeeSauce December 26, 2019

the mile rule

When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her

Carson: Avery is in Alabama

Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?

Nash: cause bro the mile rule

by T$mgang January 19, 2018

booty miles

Unit of measurement when counting sex as a workout.

"I didn't feel like getting up for my run today, so I stayed in bed and I logged some booty miles..."

by sammieH99 September 4, 2013

Miles Lee

Miles Lee - a real life example of Loki Laufeyson who lives by these three rules: Rule one, Everyone has honor. Rule two, rule one is a lie, there is no such thing as honor. Rule three, everyone and everything is a tool to get what you want!!!

Miles Lee and da swim meets.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** February 20, 2022

Pulling a Miles

Getting drunk and fucked up and missing all of your classes the next day

Omg, he just drank a whole handle and broke his Brita, he must be pulling a miles!

by ABCDEF G. January 28, 2023