circus midget

An offensive name for a little person or a dwarf.

Oh he's 2 feet tall, he's a circus midget!

by Mick October 21, 2005

midget porn

Instant orgasm every time.

I luv MIDGET PORN and
MIDGET PORN luvs me.

Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

midget porn

Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.

The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 23, 2008

Black midget furry fortnite porn

It is a very nice thing when your jacking and whacking your cock

Me: hey mom, want to watch some black midget furry fortnite porn?

Mom: yes honey I’ll be there in a second

by Nsnskwiwbdbdb April 11, 2021

Midget in a raincoat

What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber

Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006

a smidge of midgets

a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).

I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.

by azalea May 13, 2005