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Minecraft nigga

People are most likely kids or pedos playing minecraft and have no lives
Lolitsalex is a 48 year old minecraft nigga
by Wettstannar November 29, 2017
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MineCraft

Minecraft: When NES-era graphics are just too good.
by GAWII January 17, 2013
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minecraft

an awesome game released in mid 2010 by european indie developer "Notch."

the main hook of the game is its presentation; imagine if the world was made up of one meter cubed blocks which represented different materials, such as wood, stone, sand or diamonds. now imagine a world like that that is eight times larger than the surface of the earth and has zombies, skeletons, tarantulas, and zombies riding skeletons that emerge at night, plus a bizarre nether world populated by zombie pig people that are docile until you attack, and giant, firespittting jelly fish. imagine all that, then add the ability to dig deep into the earth and harvest materials. then also add the ability to take these resources and build a plethora of objects, such as houses, pickaxes, and furnaces. then add multiplayer, and you have minecraft. in short, it is awesome, and you will sink hours into it, wanting to find rare blocks lik e gold, diamond, or red stone.
Mike: Hey Jim, have you ever played Minecraft?
Jim: Hell yeah, I even found a vein of red stone 12 blocks large once. I was able to create a whole rail car system that spanned my Minecraft world!
Mike: Awesome!
by wpk914 December 2, 2010
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Mientkiewicz

To "do a Mientkiewicz" in baseball is to make off with the game ball from a big victory, usually unjustifiably. It references the time when Doug Mientkiewicz, a back-up infielder on the 2004 Boston Red Sox, kept the game ball from the team's World Series victory. The franchise threatened to take him to court for the ball before Mientkiewicz finally gave it to the Hall of Fame.
The back-up catcher did a Mientkiewicz and hid the game ball in his equipment when no one was looking.
by Emlove December 17, 2008
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I don't play Minecraft

A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.
'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.

A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"

Another example:

A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.

Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).

A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
by minemansimulator August 25, 2018
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mimetic desire

A phrase coined by the anthropologist Rene Girard to explain why your best friend is trying to steal your boyfriend from you.

Also known as triangulation of desire.
Mimetic desire, the desire for what somebody else has or wants, accounts for why I really want to go out with a guy that a lot of other girls find attractive.
by dangcmange2 November 29, 2009
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Are mine?

The question that's always asked immediately after someone ELSE asks if their eyes are red, pupils are dialated or just any kinda fucked up due to whatever drug they did.
Hot Girl 1: Shit son! I have work in 5 minutes and they are SO gonna be able to tell how FUCKED UP I am. Are my pupils really small???

Hot Girl 2: I dunno. Are mine?

Hot Girl 1: Are mine?

Hot Girl 2: I dont know are mine? Well yeah yours are.. but that's what you get for snorting like 5 bags of dope before work.. BITCH!
by dutchhoney February 24, 2009
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