Methuen

Shitty-ass town in Massachusetts where the white people are all the worst kind of republicans and the kids are all stabbing each other.

The top definition seems to be from the rich-ass West side of town, because no one else would talk about how great this garbage town is.

Methuen sucks. At least in Lawrence, there are actually things to do.

by Time for breakfast young man July 1, 2024

Methalodon

The "Lodon" of Meth. The ultimate tweaker. The final boss of meth heads.

I was walking down the street and a Methalodon emerged from the gutter.

by streetbred January 16, 2026

Methyl

Non chemical substance only if it’s pure form which is desoxyn. Methyl or G or shit also work slang terms no relation or side effect if it does it shouldn’t

Methyl made blues look like zombies

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025

Methilda

noun.

1. slur for a blonde white trash skank with obvious physical signs of methamphetamine use, play on the name Matilda

Guy 1: Damn! Do you see that Methilda over there?

Guy 2: Yeah, do you think $20 is enough for a blowjob from her?

by machineforthepigs April 21, 2025

Methussy

A term combining "meth" and "pussy," referring to the genitalia of a woman who uses methamphetamine

"The party got wild, and tina was talking about her methussy like it was a badge of honor."

by MikeDaner September 7, 2025

Methil special

having sex with a girl while on a ton of heroin.

"gonna give her a Methil special tonight"

by thebumreaper September 11, 2025

Methlympics

Any inter-disciplinary sporting event engaged in by tweakers including but not limited to running in traffic, random front yard wind sprints, cold-weather calisthenics, arm flapping, ready-set-go iterations, or other general physical activity as a result of methamphetamine abuse.

Damn did you see The Screamer and Meth Head Mike warming up today? They are gold medalist in the Methlympics.

by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025