Mercedes-Benz

A Mercedes-Benz is the finest automobile available. And one of the finest MB available is the 1985 300SD. After 1985 the quality started to deteoriate. A 1985 MB 300SD is the finest driving automobile, and in a class of its own. Nothing else comes close. A good solid heavy car and when fitted with the Diesel engine, you have an automobile that will deliver good fuel mileage. You are driving the safest automobile available. With regular maintenance a 1985 MB300SD will travel for well over 500,000 miles. The driving experience is nothing short of amazing. Other drivers of much lesser cars show the Benz driver the respect he deserves for making such a wise buying decision (with the exception being those Japanese tin can jockys). Once you drive a 1985 300SD your search for the perfect automobile is over. While MB's are very expensive they will last for 40 or more years if taken care of. When you look out across that massive hood and see that Star Ornament guiding the way you know the definition of "King of the Road".

Hot Chick "I love your car, Take me for a ride in your Mercedes-Benz"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"

by takethathill August 19, 2006

mercenary

The coolest job in the world.

Mercenary: I get to kill you for money.
N.K. dude: Im so ronry...

by Dirty Ape September 15, 2005

mercer island

An astonishing and fairly plentiful city filled with beautiful, educated WHITE people, and good grammar.

Mercer Island residents know how to spell, unlike the clearly uneducated nigger that wrote the definition above this. Let me put this in terms you will understand. If you do not like Mercer Island, "then keep its name out of your mouth and we can keep it the same." - Dr. Dre

by Sly (EMW) April 26, 2006

Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

by FzlDzl February 1, 2009

Mercelyn

A cool nerd with a love for shorts and sports. She yearns for freedom and speaks unknown languages weirdly. A bit hot tempered and unreasonable. Very messy

Boy :" What happened to this room? "
Girl :" Mercelyn happened to this room "

by Oopsiedaisybucklemyshoe May 2, 2018

Mercenaries

Mercenaries - Mercy Eke's fanbase, first female winner of Big Brother Nigeria 2019. They are one of Nigeria's biggest, most popular celebrity fanbase and the first fanbase to produce a female winner.

Mercenaries- resilient, loyal & protective.

A professional soldier hired to serve in a foreign army.

"Don't come for Mercy Eke, her Mercenaries are always on guard"

"he had planned to seize power with the aid of a group of mercenaries"

by Duchess Eddie May 6, 2021

meredith college

an all girls school located in raleigh north carolina. meredith college girls are one of three things...a)huge slut...b)huge dyke....c)totally freaking insane....there is a large possibility they are a combination of two and in some cases all three. meredith girls should be avoided like they plauge b/c they will drink all your beer and then leave, only to call back later and want you to marry them. if you ever are at a crossroads between masturbation or calling a meredith girl, masturbate. they are the worst type of girls in the world and should be avoided at all cost.

"man, did you see that crazy bitch, she just met that guy and asked him what they should name their kids."
"yea man she goes to meredith college"
"oh shit, what a crazy dyke"

by oswald walker October 2, 2006