Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

melonie

funny girl, a lil weird and dumb but funny and nice

melonie genereauxaoewrnvorijnvr who goes to groves high school

by holleratyomommyo July 18, 2004

Melonz

The hottest GM on Dominion WoW

Guy: "OMG that's Melonz"
Melonz: "Squeeze meh"

by I <3 Melonz :D October 18, 2008

Melon Balling

The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.

My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.

by Belldemon July 7, 2006

melon

Single breast. See melons

"One melon was larger than the other."

by x January 31, 2003

Melony

Is a another way to spell the name Melanie

"That girl's name is Melony"

by Chalhoub May 27, 2008

Melon On

When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.

George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon on.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his cock up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.

by itsross May 4, 2008