Mayonnaise

A Texas redneck word from Jeff Foxworthy meaning "man there's".

Mayonnaise a lot of people here this evening!

by אנגו ראדוס December 27, 2012

Mayonnaisium

Typically found in the homes of the irresponsibly wealthy, a room designated for swimming in mayonnaise.

(The scene: Lord Wealthy's Manor. Doorbell chimes Tik-Tok by Ke$ha. Bulter Jeeves opens door)

Mr. So-and-So: Hello, I'm Mr. So-and-So. I have an appointment with His Grace Lord Wealthy.

Jeeves: Ah yes, Do come in, sir. I'm afraid m'lud will be delayed momentarily.

Mr.SS: Oh, I do hope I am not interrupting anything important.

J: Not at all, sir. M'lud is merely taking his postprandial dip in the Mayonnaisium.

Mr. SS: Ah, I see. Very good then.

by 2curious May 15, 2010

mayonaise pistol

Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.

Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.

by Chaffee March 23, 2008

MayonAIDS

When you have sex with someone with aids and you only have mayonnaise to use as lube.

The hooker from last night only had mayo to use for anal and now I got mayonAIDS!!

by zenno December 18, 2014

Mayonez spoon

Mayonez spoon is the youtube life of Boris' spoon that he eats mayonez with

Antonio put down my mayonez spoon before I eat u with it also u nan gopnik

by Jake johnson yep ur m9 June 11, 2018

Maymona

Maymona is an Arabic name that means “the good one” or “the happy one”

Maymona is a person who is pure hearted and never fails to help anyone

“Maymona just helped me study for my math homework like she always does”

Mom: “Where are you going?”

Me: “To Maymona’s”

Mom: “Oh okay say hi to her she’s such a good girl”

by Sultanah October 31, 2019

Mayonaizing

When a white person is oblivious about their white privilege or their whiteness, in general, it can be described as 'mayonaizing'.

Maaan, your white privilege is mayonaizing, fool child !

by Hi Jinx October 22, 2020