mattress surfing

The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.

"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."

by Daniel C., Esq. April 11, 2008

Crack Mattress

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

by Ooookay December 18, 2008

No lives matter

A third camp, that unlike the black lives matter and no lives matter camps, believes that life is meaningless no matter what shade of skin you have, and that there's not a whole lot that really matters, or a point to claiming that it does.

No lives matter to me, but I'm not part of a group of no lives matter folks.

by Solid Mantis December 8, 2020

MastersBating

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.

He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.

by Rockweezy April 8, 2010

size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

air mattress

flight attendant - refers to slut potential of jobs which involve travel

"the stewardess has a guy in every city - what an air mattress"

by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

hailie jade MATHERS

the gorgegous Eminem (marshall mathers) baby girl. one of the most beautiful celeb kids ever! and is absolutely brilliant on track 19 on 'The Eminem Show' - 'My Dad's Gone Crazy'. Also on 'The Eminem Show' track no. 14 , 'Hailie's song' written for her by her daddy. Hailie and Marshall's father daughter relationship is the cutest one EVER!!!!!!!

Tracks on Eminem's latest album 'The Eminem Show'.

by Christie Leigh August 10, 2004